Back from India for Mother's Day

Last night I made two chocolate ripple cakes. One was for Stella, because I ate her chocolate ripple cake about two weeks ago, and the other one was for Mum, becuase it's was Mother's Day today.
So I caught the first train out this morning, so I could go to church with Mum, and one of the elders who was at the door welcoming eveyone as they came in said, 'Chris! You're back from India!' (Except I've never been out of Australia, let alone to India.)