'Jesus Talks to a Gay Man'

A waiter came to the table, wearing a bright pink "His+His" t-shirt and a "Silence=Death" armband, and raised one eyebrow at the man seated at the table in front of him in the "Come Follow Me" t-shirt. Jesus said to him, "Will you give me a drink?"

Found this great postmodern version of a Jesus story at Ragamuffin Ramblings, via Planet Telex